"whosoever shall say, Thou Fool, shall be in danger of hell fire".
How about Thou Douchebag? It fits well, and is not contraindicated by scripture.
douchebag An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears
For some reason (probably since I'm in some pretty intense pain right now, please pray for me), this hit my funny bone.
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