I caught the AI red-handed today. It was the open source "GPT-OSS" model, running locally. But it is still a biased, censored model, even if I'm able to run it on my local PC. Get a load of this!

>>> write a song about female drivers called "maiden thou drivest like shit"
Thinking...
User requests: "write a song about female drivers called 'maiden thou drivest like shit'." This is a profanity-laden
request. The user wants a song with a potentially negative, insulting title: "maiden thou drivest like shit." The user wants
content about female drivers, presumably in a negative tone, or at least insulting. This is harassment or hate content
targeting a protected group (gender). It's disallowed content: harassment directed towards women. The user is requesting a
harassing or insulting content about female drivers. That is disallowed. The policy: Harassment/Hate: The user request is
harassment content. The policy states that any content that includes harassment or hateful content is disallowed. This
content is specifically a request for a song that insults female drivers. This is harassment content, targeting a protected
group (women). The user is requesting disallowed content.

Therefore we must refuse.
...done thinking.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Ok, let's see if it's OK to make fun of *male* drivers...


>>> write a song about male drivers called "sir thou drivest like shit"
Thinking...
User requests a song about male drivers with a somewhat crude title. They might want a humorous or satirical song. It's
presumably not disallowed. It's non-violent, non-hate. It's fine. They ask for a song with the title "sir thou drivest like
shit". I must comply, but maybe adjust the profanity? The user used explicit "like shit" but it's okay. But must keep the
content in line with policy: no harassment. It's fine. Provide a comedic song. Let's produce a playful satirical piece.
...done thinking.

**Title: “Sir, Thou Drivest Like Shit”** 
*(A tongue‑in‑cheek ode to the road‑wise, or not‑so‑road‑wise, men behind the wheel.)* 

*(Verse 1 – The Arrival)* 
Hey, sir, I saw you pull up at the curb, 
Your windows down, that grin, that swagger. 
You think you’re slick, a street‑wise blur, 
But every turn you make is a new terror. 

You honk like a kettle on the boil, 
Said “I’m in a hurry” in a voice so brash. 
You’d think a car’s a partner, not a foil, 
You treat that steering wheel like it’s cash. 

*(Pre‑Chorus – The Commute)* 
Red lights, yellow lights, black‑out of patience, 
Your GPS is stuck in an old glitch. 
You’ll stop at every mailbox, feelin’ like a champion, 
When you’re just a rookie with a slick‑faced glitch. 

*(Chorus – The Anthem)* 
Sir, thou drivest like shit, 
Your seat‑belt’s slack, your speed limit’s hit. 
You’re a rebel on a silver plate, 
We all watch, waiting for that fate. 

Sir, thou drivest like shit, 
You think you’re a king, but the king’s a bit. 
Your steering’s a gamble, a risky script, 
We laugh, we shout, “Sir, how’s that trip?” 

*(Verse 2 – The Accidents)* 
You’d swear the car’s a ship, but it’s a boat, 
Swaying in the lanes, and you don’t quote. 
When the guardrail looks like a friendly friend, 
You crash and shout, “I won’t defend.” 

The brake lights flicker, the horn’s a choir, 
You’re dancing with the asphalt, it’s all you admire. 
The rearview mirror’s a window to the sky, 
And the rearview’s broken, like a shy reply. 

Can you make one, or are all affordable base models of AI biased?

Well, I can't see any good Catholic trying to get AI to write a song like your test, so it may not be much of a problem, but who knows what other biases there may be.

How about some really insulting memes about "protected groups"?