I need a new laptop and all I see are spying Chrome and spying Windows 11. Are there other options?
Depends how paranoid you are. If you want better privacy without compromising daily functionality, buy a used ThinkPad or Dell Latitude/Precision and put Mint Linux on it (do not install Ubuntu, it's the Windows 10/11 of Linux). Both ThinkPads and Dell Latitudes and Precisions are enterprise-level laptops that are cheap to buy used, relatively easy to service, have plenty of docuмentation, and have good part availability. The specific model to recommend to you would come down entirely to your needs and preferences (e.g. screen size, battery life, touch screen, etc.). And Mint Linux is the best distro for Linux beginners. It just works, and it has Ubuntu's advantages without the disadvantages.
If you're government whistleblower-level paranoid, buy a Libreboot ThinkPad (some people on Ebay sell them ready to go for you since it's a hassle to properly install Libreboot and get drivers working) and use a distro like Tails OS. Libreboot removes all of the propriety firmware in the laptop like the NSA backdoors in Intel CPUs. You will also want to avoid all proprietary drives in the distro you're using, as it's a safe assumption that all proprietary software either spies on you or has deliberate backdoors to allow others to potentially spy on you.
For browser options, either use Brave if you need a Chrome alternative or Librewolf for a good Firefox alternative (stock Firefox has telemetry turned on by default). UnGoogled Chromium might also be an option.