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Offline SeanJohnson

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I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
« on: July 01, 2020, 05:44:46 PM »
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    Romans 5:20 "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."

    -I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-

    Offline Frank

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #1 on: July 01, 2020, 10:20:30 PM »
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  • Wow.
    Is that a real protestant service?
    People actually believe that guy and his sidekick?
    No wonder us Americans are doomed. We are downright stupid.


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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #2 on: July 01, 2020, 11:19:15 PM »
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  •  :popcorn: :jester: :facepalm: :fryingpan:     A  :incense:is needed to “exorcise” them!

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #3 on: July 02, 2020, 12:51:10 AM »
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  • Wow.
    Is that a real protestant service?
    People actually believe that guy and his sidekick?
    No wonder us Americans are doomed. We are downright stupid.
    Its the kind that a lot of more normal Protestants would consider heretical.  Which I agree is inconsistent 'cause they don't have the epistemic authority for that.  But your average Baptist, Presbyterian, or whatnot church isn't OK with this

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #4 on: July 02, 2020, 01:08:20 AM »
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  • Wow.
    Is that a real protestant service?
    People actually believe that guy and his sidekick?
    No wonder us Americans are doomed. We are downright stupid.
    I think it’s a parody.  At least I hope it is!  


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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #5 on: July 02, 2020, 01:41:36 AM »
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  • I think it’s a parody.  At least I hope it is!  
    No, this is seriously what the extremes of the "prosperity gospel" is like.

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #6 on: July 02, 2020, 07:03:03 AM »
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  • Its the kind that a lot of more normal Protestants would consider heretical.  Which I agree is inconsistent 'cause they don't have the epistemic authority for that.  But your average Baptist, Presbyterian, or whatnot church isn't OK with this
    Those are the ones who when they are confronted with a real case of possession say, "Go to the Catholics. They know what to do in those cases."    

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #7 on: July 02, 2020, 07:04:16 AM »
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    What about Covid 19 being God's judgement on us?


    Offline Last Tradhican

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    Re: I Execute Judgment On You COVID-19!
    « Reply #8 on: July 02, 2020, 11:19:03 AM »
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  • Wow.
    Is that a real protestant service?
    There is no such thing as a Protestant service, for there are as many Protestant "services" and churches as their are Protestants. By the way, the same occurs in all the false religions, Jews, Hindu. Muslim..... 
    Only the Catholic faith is united in one faith and one Church. Though it might not look that way today, this is only a burp in the history of the Church.
    The Vatican II church - Assisting Souls to Hell Since 1962

    For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders, insomuch as to deceive (if possible) even the elect. Mat 24:24


     

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