Wow, A to B, this was funny :roll-laugh2:
I used your list to see if I meet the general spec:
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed (Yes!)
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public (Publicly, no)
3. Doesn't borrow money too often (Hmmm?)
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting (No, of course not)
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times (I've been called on it)
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends (You bet)
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear With baby powder!
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner (No protestant meals)
9. Remembers my name on occasion (Always)
10. Shaves some weekends (No grunge look for me)