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This is funny
« on: November 04, 2017, 10:47:34 PM »
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  • I have been mistaken as a Jewess by 3 different Jewish men 3 different times this past month.
    I guess dressing like a young lady makes you a Jewess these days. xD 
    I think it is funny and sad at the same time. 
    Funny that I am being mistaken as another religion for dressing modest, but sad because this is how Catholic young ladies are supposed to dress. 

    Just wanted to share :-) 

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #1 on: November 04, 2017, 10:49:45 PM »
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  • This was in a public setting like waiting for the bus, at a pizza shop, etc. and the Jewish men started a conversation with me first.


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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #2 on: November 04, 2017, 10:50:50 PM »
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  • I have been mistaken as a Jewess by 3 different Jewish men 3 different times this past month.
    I guess dressing like a young lady makes you a Jewess these days. xD
    I think it is funny and sad at the same time.
    Funny that I am being mistaken as another religion for dressing modest, but sad because this is how Catholic young ladies are supposed to dress.

    Just wanted to share :-)
    Way to "Jew" ma'am, but it is rather sad that you weren't "mistaken" for a Catholic.

    Then again, it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that the only "mistake" was yours.
    "Lord, have mercy".

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #3 on: November 04, 2017, 10:56:10 PM »
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  • "Then again, it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that the only "mistake" was yours."

    What do you mean by that statement, DZ?

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #4 on: November 04, 2017, 10:57:42 PM »
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  • Sorry did not mean to put the above statement in a larger font.


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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #5 on: November 04, 2017, 10:58:27 PM »
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  • "Then again, it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that the only "mistake" was yours."

    What do you mean by that statement, DZ?
    Predators are far from being above lying ma'am. 

    I don't know of a simpler, more direct way to say it.

    You could, for example, do a side-by-side comparison, and then just think like a woman.
    "Lord, have mercy".

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #6 on: November 04, 2017, 11:01:10 PM »
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  • Sorry did not mean to put the above statement in a larger font.
    If that's my biggies "beef" of the day miss/ma'am, then "Praise God one moe time!"

    I will presume "miss" henceforward miss, making the most charitable assessment of your Yeshiva pals in that they weren't circling prey with a ringed finger.
    "Lord, have mercy".

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #7 on: November 04, 2017, 11:01:28 PM »
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  • Predators are far from being above lying ma'am. 

    I don't know of a simpler, more direct way to say it.

    You could, for example, do a side-by-side comparison, and then just think like a woman.


    DZ what do you even mean by that?


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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #8 on: November 04, 2017, 11:03:25 PM »
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  • Are you commenting on the Jewish men? Some of them were in their 20s, I doubt many of them would be married.
    I just thought it was a funny how it happened to me 3 times that is all.

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #9 on: November 04, 2017, 11:03:36 PM »
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  • Predators are far from being above lying ma'am.

    I don't know of a simpler, more direct way to say it.

    You could, for example, do a side-by-side comparison, and then just think like a woman.


    DZ what do you even mean by that?
    Ma'am, low men use low means for low ends?

    I'm really, really really, trying to be as delicate as possible here. 

    Perhaps another fairer can break it down in private for you.

    In a way, it speaks very well of you that you don't know what I mean so, "Win win!"
    "Lord, have mercy".

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #10 on: November 04, 2017, 11:04:51 PM »
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  • Are you commenting on the Jewish men? Some of them were in their 20s, I doubt many of them would be married.
    I just thought it was a funny how it happened to me 3 times that is all.
    Nvm miss; just stay faithful and don't worry about it.
    "Lord, have mercy".


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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #11 on: November 04, 2017, 11:05:43 PM »
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  • DZ I'm flattered by your compliment (?) of me I guess... xD  

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #12 on: November 05, 2017, 01:05:24 AM »
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  • I have been mistaken as a Jewess by 3 different Jewish men 3 different times this past month.
    I guess dressing like a young lady makes you a Jewess these days. xD
    I think it is funny and sad at the same time.
    Funny that I am being mistaken as another religion for dressing modest, but sad because this is how Catholic young ladies are supposed to dress.

    Just wanted to share :-)

    Are they mistaking you as a Jew due to your phenotype or the way you're dressed?
    Blessed be the Lord my God, who teacheth my hands to fight, and my fingers to war. ~ Psalms 143:1 (Douay-Rheims)

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #13 on: November 05, 2017, 07:17:27 AM »
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  • I've been mistaken for a Jewess for decades.  I live in a large city with a large Orthodox and Hasidic population.  Jewish and Muslim women are known for modest dress.  Since I am definitely not in Muslim garb, the alternative is assumed.  The fact that I am of mixed Polish, German, and Russian ancestry clinches the matter in people's minds. I'm also half Irish, but do not resemble my father's side of the family.  I use it as an opportunity to alert people to the existence of traditional Catholics.  

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    Re: This is funny
    « Reply #14 on: November 05, 2017, 11:25:36 AM »
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  • "Then again, it wouldn't surprise me at all to find that the only "mistake" was yours."

    What do you mean by that statement, DZ?
    DZ frequently posts cryptic messages.  
    Perhaps he meant the Jewish men were just using the question as an opening for a  pick-up line and your "mistake" was to assume it was just a casual question.

     

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