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Traditional Catholic Faith => Catholic Living in the Modern World => Topic started by: SeanJohnson on June 07, 2020, 09:26:43 PM

Title: The New American Logic
Post by: SeanJohnson on June 07, 2020, 09:26:43 PM
Forwarded to me without a citation:


"If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.

Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.

Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.

It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it

Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.

People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.   This after 250,000 white union soldiers died to free the slaves and the subsequent freed slaves have already been given 40 acres and a mule to stimulate their life of freedom.

Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing conservative people in restaurants is virtuous.

People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.

Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.

Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-american who jumps the southern fence is welcome.

$5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for free health care is not.

If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.

People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.

We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.

Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.

Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.

And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us racists!"
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: fatimarevelation23 on June 08, 2020, 12:32:05 AM
This is by far the best thing I have actually ever read here on Cathinfo. Thank you a million Sean Johnson. This was definitely needed.
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: StLouisIX on June 08, 2020, 10:53:15 AM
Very insightful. I would add this to the list: 

The death penalty is state sanctioned murder, but abortion is a "reproductive right".
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: Last Tradhican on June 08, 2020, 12:15:11 PM
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. (Jed Babbin)
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: SeanJohnson on June 08, 2020, 04:15:24 PM
I’ll add one of my own:

If the mask works, why did we have to shut down the country?  If the mask doesn’t work, why are we being told to wear them?
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: Kazimierz on June 08, 2020, 07:18:36 PM
"Criminals are caught-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights."

That's a line straight out of "Dirty Harry."

" Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights."

Harry Callahan we need you!!!!!!! :cowboy:
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: Argentino on June 09, 2020, 12:03:01 PM
It's anti-American logic.
Title: Re: The New American Logic
Post by: Samson Option on June 12, 2020, 06:17:09 PM
I’ll add one of my own:

If the mask works, why did we have to shut down the country?  If the mask doesn’t work, why are we being told to wear them?

And if vaccines work, why are the vaccinated worried about the unvaccinated infecting them? LOL