This is the full transcript of the Apollo 10 mission and I'm convinced the banter could not have been made up:
http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/history/mission_trans/AS10_CM.PDF05 17 44 30 CMD I know that's not mine, because mine don't stink. Now, where's the goodam moon?
05 17 44 35 LDR Yeah but yours are stickier than mine. The moon's over there.
05 17 44 40 CMD Can we throw this thing out the window? (ha ha ha)
05 17 44 45 LDR (ha ha) No, but we can't let it just keep floating around in here.
05 17 44 55 HST You guys do know that you're transmitting, right?