I suspect a similar "groundbreaking announcement" from the Vatican under Francis. Something along the lines of, "For the first time in history, a woman will participate in the next papal conclave as Francis has appointed the first woman cardinal," or, even more likely, "Not seen since biblical times, the Vatican has announced that Francis will ordain three women." (I say the "Not seen since bibilical times" because of the falsehood that is prevalent today that the Church ordained women in the early Church.)