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Offline Matthew

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If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
« on: December 05, 2023, 09:37:27 AM »
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  • If you live the Catholic Faith 24/7, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you think a 1 hour fast before Communion is a joke, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If your worldview is "the devil and his servants vs. God and his people, in an endless, epic battle for souls" you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you think The World is fundamentally hostile to God, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you think the Mainstream Media is extremely prone to lying and distortion, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you have opinions that are not "politically correct", you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you attend a Tridentine Mass and stay aloof from the Novus Ordo, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you think the Faith and matters pertaining to it are the most important thing on this earth, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you are married and not using birth control, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you have to watch what you say around your friends and family, so as to not "reveal your power level", you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you are knowledgeable about the Catholic Faith, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you can name more than 15 saints, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you practiced perfect chastity until marriage, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If people give you a hard time about how many kids you have, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you consider the Military not an option for a career, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you admit that many "conspiracy theories" are actually true, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you know that the term "conspiracy theory" was invented by a US Gov't agency to discredit those trying to spread the truth, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you are Catholic and homeschool your kids, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you have crossed off many possible career choices strictly for supernatural/Catholic morality reasons, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you think mainstream conservatives are too watered down, co-opted, and compromised, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you are aloof from two-party politics, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you would normally be very involved in society (politics, social issues, voting, etc.) but can't get fired up to vote for anyone running, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you never participate in media-hyped mania for "the current thing", you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you see right through media-hyped conflicts like Ukraine vs. Russia or Israel vs. Hamas to the fundamental reality of the situation, often not "choosing" either side, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you don't buy each of your kids a smartphone to use unsupervised, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you don't let your kids use the big Social Media sites, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you don't own a TV, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If your Christmas tree isn't up even though it's December 1st, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you celebrate Advent rather than Christmas during most of the "mainstream" Christmas season, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If most of the movies you watch and music you listen to isn't available on mainstream streaming services, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you haven't been truly "into" a TV show for decades, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you don't eat meat every Friday year-round, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you fast more often than Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you can say all the prayers in the Rosary by heart, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If the suggestion that "you are on the road to hell" bothers you and/or puts you on the defensive, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you care deeply about your eternal salvation, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you know more than 5 pre-Vatican II hymns, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you use the phrase "non-Catholic co-workers", you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you are ever teased by co-workers for things Catholic, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If all your friends and family know you're a "serious Catholic", you might be a CathInfo member.
    If friends or family have altered meal plans in the past due to your regular Friday abstinence from meat, you might be a CathInfo member.
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    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #1 on: December 05, 2023, 10:00:35 AM »
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  • If you're on a federal potential right wing extremist terrorist watch list, you might be a CathInfo member.
    If you're likely to get rounded up by the feds when the time comes, you might be a CathInfo member.

    :laugh1:


    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #2 on: December 05, 2023, 11:50:17 AM »
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  • When I shoot my guns with a rugged Benedictine Rosary wrapped around my hand, I am a redneck CathInfo member. :cowboy:

    I have no doubt I am on a watch list with the Turdho govt up here in Chinada. :smirk:

    If you have read all of St. Thomas Aquinas' works, you might be a Cathinfo member. :incense:
    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

    Offline ElwinRansom1970

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #3 on: December 05, 2023, 03:03:04 PM »
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  • If you refuse to genuflect to the Red Sea Pedestrians on Good Friday, you might be CathInfo member.
    "I distrust every idea that does not seem obsolete and grotesque to my contemporaries."
    Nicolás Gómez Dávila

    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #4 on: December 05, 2023, 03:07:29 PM »
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  • If you refuse to genuflect to the Red Sea Pedestrians on Good Friday, you might be CathInfo member.

    Well, technically, one would be genuflecting to God, asking prayers for said pedestrians ... but yeah.


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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #5 on: December 05, 2023, 09:36:02 PM »
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  • Good to be a CI member!
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    Fear not, nor be any way discouraged- Duet.1:21

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #6 on: December 05, 2023, 10:17:49 PM »
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  • If you have an account on CathInfo you might be a CathInfo member....

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    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: If X, then You might be a CathInfo member
    « Reply #7 on: December 05, 2023, 10:18:32 PM »
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  • If you have an account on CathInfo you might be a CathInfo member....

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