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I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
« on: September 03, 2020, 05:23:50 PM »
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    • I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask.
    Permit me to ask a few commonsense questions.  I apologize if logic triggers you or makes you dizzy, nauseous, or angry.
    If masks work why do I have to wear one to protect you if you are wearing one?
    Why is it ok to take off my mask to eat or drink?
    If social distancing works why do I have to wear a mask?
    How does the virus know it can only go 6 ft?
    If masks work why did they release prisoners from jail rather than just giving them a mask?
    How does the virus know to spread at Trump rallies but not at BLM riots?
    Why does the virus spread in churches but not at Wal Mart, Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Krogers?
    Where did Bill Gates get his medical degree?

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    Offline SeanJohnson

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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #1 on: September 03, 2020, 06:24:25 PM »
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    • My latest mask incident was at Costco.

    Yes, yes, they were on my lifetime ban list, but I needed that pork belly to smoke!

    So I walked in, and told the lady at the gate I needed to get a new card, since I cut the old one up when they came out with their mask policy.

    She directed me to the customer service counter, but on the way there, an older greeter nearly spiked himself when I walked there unmasked.

    He said, “Sir, do you have a face covering?”

    I responded (as I have everywhere, with deliberate contempt, since this mask foolishness began), “Medical,” and kept on walking.

    He yelled after me, “Wait, you need a red tag!”  (Apparently, Costco began a yellow Star of David program for medical exemptions; not sure if that is a shaming procedure to deter the medical exemption people, or if they want you to know a dangerous subversive is approaching, so you can gasp and clear a path.

    I replied (without looking back at him, as I kept walking away/in, “I don’t need one.”

    He said with a gravely serious voice like a father to a resistant child, “Oh yes you do.”

    I responded very loudly, “No I don’t,” and walked in.

    I expected at any moment to be accosted by mask nαzιs, so made a beeline straight for my pork belly, and then made for the cash register (secretly wondering if there was an APB on me, or whether they would sell to me without a mask, or since I did not have a membership card, whether they would refuse to look it up.

    But the brown shirts never came, and if they had refused to sell to me, I was going to leave a $20 bill in the register and walk out with my meat.

    As I was leaving, the receipt checker was the same guy I blew past on the way in.  Our eyes locked for 4-5 seconds, and I could tell he was royally pissed that I had put the whole store in grave danger of death.

    But he said nothing, and I walked out without further trouble.

    I guess they go back on the ban list now, but I got to rub their noses in one last unmasked old-fashioned American shopping experience.

    It’s the little joys in life...
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #2 on: September 03, 2020, 07:18:54 PM »
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    • Quote from: SeanJohnson on September 03, 2020, 06:24:25 PM
    My latest mask incident was at Costco.

    Yes, yes, they were on my lifetime ban list, but I needed that pork belly to smoke!

    So I walked in, and told the lady at the gate I needed to get a new card, since I cut the old one up when they came out with their mask policy.

    She directed me to the customer service counter, but on the way there, an older greeter nearly spiked himself when I walked there unmasked.

    He said, “Sir, do you have a face covering?”

    I responded (as I have everywhere, with deliberate contempt, since this mask foolishness began), “Medical,” and kept on walking.

    He yelled after me, “Wait, you need a red tag!”  (Apparently, Costco began a yellow Star of David program for medical exemptions; not sure if that is a shaming procedure to deter the medical exemption people, or if they want you to know a dangerous subversive is approaching, so you can gasp and clear a path.

    I replied (without looking back at him, as I kept walking away/in, “I don’t need one.”

    He said with a gravely serious voice like a father to a resistant child, “Oh yes you do.”

    I responded very loudly, “No I don’t,” and walked in.

    I expected at any moment to be accosted by mask nαzιs, so made a beeline straight for my pork belly, and then made for the cash register (secretly wondering if there was an APB on me, or whether they would sell to me without a mask, or since I did not have a membership card, whether they would refuse to look it up.

    But the brown shirts never came, and if they had refused to sell to me, I was going to leave a $20 bill in the register and walk out with my meat.

    As I was leaving, the receipt checker was the same guy I blew past on the way in.  Our eyes locked for 4-5 seconds, and I could tell he was royally pissed that I had put the whole store in grave danger of death.

    But he said nothing, and I walked out without further trouble.

    I guess they go back on the ban list now, but I got to rub their noses in one last unmasked old-fashioned American shopping experience.

    It’s the little joys in life...
    Good for you! 👍 I mostly take issue with the other patrons who approach me. It really ticks me off that they don’t mind their own business.
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #3 on: September 03, 2020, 07:20:13 PM »
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    • Quote from: SeanJohnson on September 03, 2020, 06:24:25 PM
    So I walked in, and told the lady at the gate I needed to get a new card, since I cut the old one up when they came out with their mask policy.
    Oh man I'm dying over here! You are like a cartoon character in real life!!! :laugh1: :laugh2:
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #4 on: September 03, 2020, 07:26:00 PM »
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    • Quote from: Yeti on September 03, 2020, 07:20:13 PM
    Oh man I'm dying over here! You are like a cartoon character in real life!!! :laugh1: :laugh2:
    I could run a whole thread about my unmasked adventures!
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #5 on: September 03, 2020, 09:13:49 PM »
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    • I never wear a mask and I am never bothered.
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #6 on: September 03, 2020, 09:19:38 PM »
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    • Quote from: Venantius0518 on September 03, 2020, 09:13:49 PM
    I never wear a mask and I am never bothered.
    You must not have the pleasure of living in Minnesota.
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #7 on: September 04, 2020, 05:05:06 AM »
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    • Your adventure sounds like something that my husband would do.  I'd love to know your wife's reaction to your story.  I would've laughed a little, (my husband tells great stories) shook my head at their nonsense, and been very proud of him.

    He posted handmade mask signs on the doors to his business here at home:

    "If you wish to practice social distancing/Marxism, go do it somewhere else.  NO FACE COVERINGS PERMITTED."  
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    Re: I ain’t wearing no stinkin’ mask. Coach Dave
    « Reply #8 on: September 04, 2020, 05:20:16 AM »
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    • Quote from: SeanJohnson on September 03, 2020, 07:26:00 PM
    I could run a whole thread about my unmasked adventures!
    Ha!
    My last encounter was at Walmart. I walked past the outside guard without a mask, once I got about 100 feet away he yelled, "Sir, sir, do you have a mask?" I yelled back "Yes I have a mask but I'm not wearing it, there's something wrong with me" and I kept walking. He didn't really know how to take that but the look of confused panic on his face for a brief second before he turned back around was priceless. I did my shopping and left, no one said anything to me. It worked so well you may want to try it next time, I will definitely use it again.
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