This might look at first glance as a joke thread, but it isn't.
Maybe it's unsuitable for a family friendly forum though? Sorry Matthew.


Anyway, I got the idea from my other (pitiful) thread, when I hypothesised my purpose (at least for the time being) might be to save someone from a bad life.

So I thought, why not try it for real?

It's not as if I have something constructive to do with my free time anyway.
I'm akin to someone stranded on some forsaken island with heathen savage natives.

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What the "ministry" entails: attempting to estabilish an amicable relationship with the women, spending time with them/going out with them showing them their life needn't be a cesspool of sorrowful filth but, with minimal effort, could be safe, sane and fulfilling.

It works on 2 principles: direct comparative sensorial stimuli (her night at wherever will be better than a dirty public bathroom stall), passively. And direct information feeding/conditioning using verbal means (which really resembles child training in some ways)m actively.

Affectionate reinforcers/treats have to be administered from time to time.

On top of that, if occasion arises, preach them the Good News (this might be problematic though).


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Now, I have already 2-3 candidates at hand:

1) The first one and my favourite one (since I have had a tender spot for her since the time I had to spend a good hour listening to her broken-sobbing shrieks about being left by her boyfriend due to her cheating or somesuch) is a 26 years old girl spending most of her free nights in seedy "clubs" whoring around.

It's gotten to the point even her co-degenerate friends are worried about her and her life choices.

Needless to say, I already advised her to stop her whoring back that very night when she selfishly had me console her, but apparently it didn't work.

On the plus side, she's quite pretty and relatively young, on the surface has some manners and not a drug addict (that I know of).



2) This one is a self-proclaimed nymphomaniac I met just a few days ago.
She told me some bs story about being single after some years and "searching for someone who connects with me" while we were spending some time together during her break.

I already told her what she does (entice men to go out with her for the sole purpose of being abused) is not exactly the smartest thing to do to find "her prince charming", and also how she's not that young anymore (25) anyway.

The problem with this one is she's so busy with her activities she hardly has, or needs, some time to participate in the program.


3) This I fear is beyond help. At age 22-23(not sure) she's already incinerated her brains with drugs (either that, or she's mildly retarded perhaps), not only that but she appears from her online print to be some sort of nudist(??) communist possibly neopagan. In addition to that she dresses like a hobo and generally appears very unkempt.

When I saw her for the first time she wasn't even wearing a bra under her (extremely tight) shirt.

It's very sad because of her youth and honestly beauty.




If you hadn't guessed, this is not my first time dealing with bad situations/bad womyns, in fact I've been trying to do this for a very long time now.

Unfortunately it ends always badly, but now that I've moral certitude I'm quite hopeful.

PS: I'm not sure I should post any pictures both because of the hassle of censoring their identity, cropping them, etc. to avoid discovery, and out of fear of going too far relatively to forum regulations.
Plus I'm not sure it's the right thing to do.

They will take all of your money and go about their business, probably after corrupting your soul.

What money? I'm not spending any money on them.
Also you might mistaken them for street walkers.. they're not. They're just confused idiotic young women (possibly God-haters though).

If you don't give them any money, they will leave fast or not come to you at all.  

All 3 don't seem to be concerned about money at all. And happily grovel in their poverty and squalor.

Sure it could possibly work--1/1M, maybe 1/100k, but I would say definitely not as good of odds as 1/10k.

Well it never worked before, but not for the reasons you just enumerated.

You have heard the old saying that "you can't turn a whore into a housewife," right?

Well, turning one into a lesser whore would already be a victory. Plus I personally know of an ex-disgusting harlot now seemingly rehabilitated.

It amazes me how people don't give any thought to what they're asking in the Lord's Prayer--"lead us not into temptation."  What you are casting out there amounts to casting yourself into the depths of temptation.  You're a much weaker man than Adam--he was not afflicted with the consequences of original sin.

Well I've never given into temptation all my life dealing with womyn (outside of the 3 long-term relationship occupying pretty much all my adult life).

I did never engage in filthy behaviour such as these animals do.

You seem to think before I came back to Religion I was some sort of foul beast of the field unable to act in a civilised and proper manner... I wasn't. In fact my way of life has only slightly changed in light of Christian morals.
And these have probably the AIDS anyway. So I'm not sure why that would happen.

And Eve wasn't either and was not predisposed to take the fruit.  This would be putting your soul at risk for lottery odds of saving somebody else's.

Ok, even if I did gave into temptations (which I won't) it's not as if I don't have already about 3,000,000 unconfessed mortal sins on my count already.

Naive/childish, or the devil is already planting these grand ideas in your head with his sights on your soul.

I wouldn't call going out with a s****y girl in friendship a "grand idea".
Again, did you take me to mean "prostitute" as in actual working girls?

It sounds like you're deluding yourself. You'd be better off doing whatever you can to get Trump elected.

Take her to Mass.  Give her a copy of Imitation of Christ book.  
We will pray for her and all lost souls.  

Tell her she isn't going to find a decent man at nightclub or taproom.

She needs to love God so she can love and respect herself.

I don't get why ya'll are so negative and pessimistic.

Do you not believe in redemption?

Do you not believe that, for instance, a Sodomite can be cured of his affliction?


According to my extensive experience in the matter of harlotry, it's not always a manifestation of interior wickedness. Sometimes is a cry for help, or a method of acceptance, or a desperate attempt at beating depression and/or self-loathing (a vicious cycle).


And just like you can train a womyn to behave, follow etiquette, or become more open minded, I believe teaching them some morals is doable, too.


Of course, the biggest risk is the one of relapse as soon as you release them back in the wild.

It sounds like you're deluding yourself. You'd be better off doing whatever you can to get Trump elected.

Why? Is he gonna reinstate Deut. 22:13-21 and Deut. 22:23-24?

Are you praying the Rosary, Desmond?
Wearing the Miraculous Medal?

I reckon it would be safer to work on the sodomites! But then again, I guess you're not looking for safety.

I don't get why ya'll are so negative and pessimistic.

We are not negative! You are a young man and we respect human nature.