Apparently, blue jeans are inherently evil, the sort of substance and material that should be burned quicker than a Mormon bible.  

You see, the common belief is that cutting wood in blue jeans is an idea promoted by commies, because the Marxists wanted to promote that all workers wore uniforms.  Wait yes, that's serious, not only blue jeans but uniforms are the work of the devil promoted through the communists henchmen of the last century.  Not only that, but it seems that the material from which jeans are made (cotton) is a modernist material and therefore not fitting for trad cats to wear.  Do not worry if others may confront you as being exaggerated when you promote this as a standard of modesty.  You can reply to them that many Catholics are simply comfortable at the limit of modesty and are in danger of growing luke-warm.


After this has now been passed around, you can make others aware to of some other considerations regarding modesty and how you should be certain that you actually are being a true traditional Catholic, and not just someone comfortable on the edge of the limit.

-Women must never seek employment.  And as a general rule they must not seek to further their education.  They may be permitted to be teachers in exceptional circuмstances, but they can only teach other females.  Under no conditions whatsoever, shall any woman be permitted to have an employment which is better than or gains more than her husband.

-Women must never sit with their legs crossed in any way whatsoever.  They must always sit with their body in complete vertical fashion including all extremities and legs pressed together vertically.

- In general, social media should be condemned firmly in all households, and let all know that such hypocrisy of those who wish to use social media will not be tolerated.

- In general, all household tasks such as cooking and cleaning and washing clothes, should always be performed by a woman.  It is better that a man is dependent upon a woman who knows how to do these things and that a man is without the knowledge of these responsibilities and how to perform these tasks, then that he actually does these things.

- Women will decide what men wear, eat, drink and where they will sit at from here on out.


All questions regarding these general moral standards and modesty should be referred to the competent 20 year old who is able to accurately interpret short phrases out of context of the traditionalist priest.

Somebody has too much time on their hands.

I don't wear jeans but if I did, I would wear the Bill's Khakis brand.

Never heard of "Evil Jeans" until I read this post.  Everybody in my town wears jeans.
I never seen the "skull" when I was looking to purchase jeans at the local Walmart.

All jeans are evil jeans.  They are all the product Of the revolution made from accursed cloth.  Even more so should you not ever own or wear a pair of jeans because everyone in your town does. Real traditionalists wear polyester dress pants exclusively.

Real traditionalists wear polyester dress pants exclusively.

Are you for real?  What about wool, wool & silk blends, linen or cotton in summer?

 :geezer:

It is a satirical post based on real events.  I meant the blends by the way, not necessarily 100% polyester.

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Somebody has too much time on their hands.

Evil Jeans is a brand of jeans, made in retro fashion in the style of the 1920's thru 1950's.  For a batch number it has "666".

Poche, buy a pair and test it out for us.   :cheers:

I don't have the money.

Dress pants and button ups from here on out, that includes at the gym, in the park, the grocery, and at home, everywhere.