Hopefully this is a reallyy stupid question: baptised?
1. If no, (@@?)
2. If yes, is the baptism
2. Complete, with all the (not absolutely necessary) smells, "bells and whistles"?
In short, what's bugging the screaming poop machine? (I'm sry, but I've never engaged a diaper containing sugar, spice, or anything nice that gravity and natal incompetence didn't put there because the food hole is apparently optional)