(From the God that can turn stones into sons of Abraham, however, in your mind he can't do that for some people nor keep them alive long enough to teach them and have them baptized by anyone )
You clearly are unable to stick to your own topic.
It is God's good pleasure to save some souls by baptism of desire, no one has claimed He could not have done otherwise. We already know of souls who were saved by baptism of desire, including as I've shown you a women who died practically as a catechumen in the time of St. John Vianney, so your reply won't wash. This is a case of you having no intention to submit to the divine will.
Now, if God had instead willed to save by water baptism alone, then of course all Catholics would submit to it.
By the way, when Pope Pius IX says "they are able to attain eternal life through the efficacious virtue of divine light", he is speaking of supernatural faith, not sacramental baptism which is not a virtue. The First Vatican Council says, "This faith ... the Catholic Church professes to be a supernatural virtue". Trent discourses in the same sense.
(the doctors and saints also teach that one must be baptized to be saved. So do all the dogmas on the subject)
The sacramental effect of baptism, no less than penance, can be had in desire. This is clearly taught in Trent, where desire is used for both, as the Holy Office Letter also points out in its reference.
(yes I hold the same as the dogmas as they are written, and the saints which coincide 100% with the dogmas)
You don't even hold what Florence taught, evidently, in more than one place. Florence followed St. Fulgentius word for word, including where he spoke of being "joined to the Church" (by an extraordinary means of baptism) rather than becoming a member of the Church, by sacramental baptism.
(who's this "all"? Certainly not all the popes
Yes, all the Popes, who did not become Popes without first being instructed in theology as seminarians and priests, and fully adhering to everything they had learnt, and commanding this to be taught. There have been many Magisterial affirmations of baptism of desire, all of which you reject, including of souls saved by it, which goes against all versions of Feeneyism.
who never mentioned it in any dogma, nor any of the doctors and saints who believed John 3:5, as it is written
Do you know why St. John says, the spirit, the water, the blood are one, and compares triune baptism to the Triune God? Where the one is present, all are present in their effects. Obviously you don't see that, but Christ Himself explained it to St. Catherine of Sienna, and that is in full agreement with Scripture, Tradition, St. Thomas in particular, and the Magisterium.