A Jesuit dying of thirst in Sonora
Met an Indian tribe who gave him their water.
For months he'd sailed the seas from Lima
To try to convert the tribe he called 'Pima'
Explaining the 'Good News' to these natives
They found his instructions were very probative
They told him about their dead uncle Buck
Without speaking his name, 'case it brought them bad luck.
And having a great love for his sick daughter
The chief requested he baptise her with water.
The Jesuit, however, had drunk the last drop
If he got legalistic now - he might get the chop.
So thinking quickly, this hydrated prior
With no blood or water, got her saved by desire.