A touch of hip-hop --

Inadequate

I'd never pick your pocket
but I have been known to pun
The circus in your brain
sure could use a little fun
and the chickens in your brain
they could use a bigger run
Your strength is like a dinner roll
light brown you know its done
If mental defects were the heat
your head would be the sun
If life was like a gameshow
you're the toaster that I won
If life was like a Star Trek fight,
your phaser's set on stun.
And life is anorexic, hey but
you, sir, weigh a ton.
And life is on the Atkins diet,
you're an empty bun.

  Oh no... he's at it again!!  :shocked:

Say, why don't YOU post some modern art. I'm pretty sure you could change anyone's mind about it being a good thing!

(Note: Anyone who knew what I meant would be laughing too.)