I'm sitting in my trailer home
to think about my life
I have no shirt, I have no shoes
at least I have a wife

I wear some rancid tennis shoes
when I wear shoes at all
I'm six foot eight; and would you know?
some people think I'm tall.

You prob'ly think that rednecks are
the type to never think:
But I do Calculus whenever
bubba serves a drink.

Cause Grandma's making whiskey
in a bathtub, yes it's true:
But since it's "still" illegal
I had better silence you.