A beautiful, simple life¹

Beautiful bikes²
Beautiful aircraft carriers³
Beautiful coal⁴
Beautiful lie by Crooked Hillary⁵
Beautiful hats⁶
Beautiful women⁷
Beautiful tanks⁸
Beautiful Humvees⁹
Beautiful copper piping¹⁰
Beautiful auto plant¹¹
Beautiful marines¹²
I’ve never seen scissors that look this beautiful before¹³



1  Happening Now, 12 October 2016
2  With All Due Respect, MSNBC, 29 March 2016
3  Remarks from the USS Gerald R. Ford in Virginia, 17 December 2016
4  Remarks at the Congressional Republican Retreat in Philadelphia, 26 January 2017
5  Anderson Cooper 360, CNN, 5 July 2016
6  Campaign rally in Muscatine, Iowa, CSPAN, 25 January 2016
7  Tweet promoting Miss Universe Pageant, 7 December 2012
8  Key Capitol Hill hearings, CSPAN, 27 February 2015
9  The O’Reilly Factor, Fox News, 28 April 2016
10  National Press Club luncheon, CSPAN, 31 May 2014
11  Hannity, Fox News, 15 July 2015
12  Hannity, Fox News, 15 August 2015
13  Hotel opening, CSPAN, 27 October 2016

I’m really rich¹

I’m very proud of my new crystal collection²
I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney³
I order thousands of televisions a year⁴
Six people do nothing but sort my mail⁵
Sorry haters and losers!⁶
He who has the gold makes the rules⁷



1  Presidential bid announcement at Trump Tower, 16 June 2015
2  Tweet promoting his ‘Elmsford’ crystal collection, 13 September 2011
3  Interview with The Des Moines Register, 1 June 2015
4  Speech in Hilton Head, South Carolina, 30 December 2015
5  Playboy interview, 2004
6  Tweet congratulating Rush Limbaugh on 26th anniversary of broadcast career, 5 August 2014
7  Tweet sharing the golden rule of marketing, 21 March 2013

I am the best¹

I predicted Apple’s stock fall²
I will build a great, great wall³
I build buildings that are 94 storeys tall⁴
My hands aren’t – are they small?⁵




1  Tweet, 8 August 2013
2  Tweet referencing Apple, Inc. stock price drop, 28 January 2014
3  Presidential bid announcement at Trump Tower, 16 June 2015
4  Campaign rally in Plymouth, New Hampshire, CSPAN, 7 February 2016
5  Hannity, Fox News, 29 February 2016

I am the innocent (pure) one!¹

I love the universe²
The bigness of it all³
Space is terrific⁴
Honestly I think NASA is wonderful⁵
Reach out, seek and explore⁶




1  Tweet criticising Megyn Kelly, 10 August 2015
2  Campaign rally in Hilton Head, South Carolina, 30 December 2015
3  Oval Office interview with Associated Press, 23 April 2017
4  ‘Politics and Eggs’ event, Manchester, New Hampshire, November 2015
5  Response to a question in a Reddit ‘Ask me anything’, 27 July 2016
6  Tweet, 4 February 2015

No days off¹

We are going to say “Merry Christmas” again²
Merry Christmas³
O.K., Christmas is over, now we can all go back to the wars of life⁴



1, 2, 3  ‘Thank you’ rally in Wisconsin, 13 December 2016
4  Tweet, 25 December 2013