Yeah, I was joking. But here are some suggested future threads:
CATHOLIC CONUNDRUMS: YOU BE THE JUDGE...
-Is watching Davy & Goliath sacrilegious because it features a talking dog?
-The Mother-in-Law Who Still Buys Her Son Underwear
-Can I steal my neighbor's six foot golden buddha statue and throw it away?
-Is it wrong if your garden gnome is larger than your St. Francis statue?
-What to do about the person who always brings a weird dish to a potluck that nobody wants to eat?
-If you have to drive a priest to the airport do you ask him for gas money?