Author Topic: Wife is mean to my Dog (Read 3212 times)

Änσnymσus · « **on:** July 30, 2013, 08:37:20 PM »

Note: This is a personal topic, for males only.

No women are allowed!

Gents,

I've noticed my wife has been mean to my 2yr. old
male Airedale Terrier dog (70lbs.)

He's a good sport and likes to play and have fun.

All I hear from my wife is complaints about the bad things he does.

Tearing-up the yard digging for moles, acting wild a frisky, jumping-up, being smelly...etc.

I've suggested taking him to obedience school, but my wife thinks it won't work. She's terribly biased against this poor dog.

What do you suggest I do ?

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:07:43 PM »

Shoot the dog.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:22:13 PM »

Put the wife outside in the doghouse and bring the dog inside.

It will make them both behave better.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:23:57 PM »

Maybe you and your dog should go on a vacation together and give your wife a break?

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:26:25 PM »

Talk to your priest about it.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:27:37 PM »

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:37:45 PM »

Buy a farm.

:farmer:

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:50:13 PM »

You should have got a cat instead. :cheers:

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:05:41 PM »

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You should have got a cat instead. :cheers:

And two parakeets, and a tank of tropical fish, and a turtle and a hamster, and a sheep and a goat....

:guitar:

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:18:11 PM »

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Quote from: Guest
You should have got a cat instead. :cheers:

And two parakeets, and a tank of tropical fish, and a turtle and a hamster, and a sheep and a goat....

:guitar:

Get a horse

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Guest

Quote from: Guest
Quote from: Guest
You should have got a cat instead. :cheers:

And two parakeets, and a tank of tropical fish, and a turtle and a hamster, and a sheep and a goat....

:guitar:

Get a horse

I second the horse, and advise an entire flock of sheep, herd of goats, and many turtles. One hamster is plenty.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:25:47 PM »

Get a couple children while you're at it.

Nadir · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2013, 10:40:42 PM »

How dare you ban women!!!! No wonder your wife hates your dog! :dwarf:

Luker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:28:31 PM »

Hey wait a minute! Isn't Nadir a woman? Who let her in here? :furtive:

:wink:

Oh ya, back on topic, the dog... Umm talk to a traditional priest?? Ya that's it!

Luke

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:58:10 PM »

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Get a couple children while you're at it.

They can help with the Menagerie.

:nunchaku:

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