I was a bit irritated, back in the pre-conversion times, to have briefly "in votoed" myself into a wondrous cassock of a kind, of a material so fine, that only the most elect may see it.
So I figured, "In for a penny; there's nothing else for it."
Ya'll can skip the honorifics… gets a tad tedious and, after all, "WE are Church" and whatnot.
It's the collec… I mean the community, that does everything anyways.
WORKERS! Oops, I mean ACTIVE PARTICIPANTS UNITE! Bread line... DINGIT!
I ordained myself yesterday. Today I will consecrate myself a bishop.