This HAS TO BE the gαyest thread ever on Cathinfo.
Asking about fat? It’s not hard to guess who posted this thread!
I’m answering for fun as I would have when younger.
Alrighty young ladies, I have some questions for y'all. Anonymous so people can speak comfortably.
Do you want to get married?
Do you know you if you are called to the marriage life?
What age do you want to get married?
Do you think there are many marriageable men in your chapel?
What % of guys do you find attractive at your chapel?
Do you like older or younger guys?
What age gap is too large? Or does it not matter if the man is to your liking?
Do you expect to be a stay at home wife?
Are you willing to live in poverty if it means marrying the person you like?
Do you have a crush on someone?
How old were you when you first thought/desired to get married?
How old were you when you had a first crush? (I was about 6/7)
Are most guys at your chapel in good health? i.e not fat
Do most guys at your chapels groom themselves? monobrows etc
Do you have high hopes of finding a suitable spouse?
What conditions do you have/look for a spouse?
If there is anything else you want to add feel free to do so.
Answers from about 1998 although already way too old by most opinions.
1) Maybe.
2) Maybe, like to a widower.
3) Any age if God calls me.
4) There are none.
5) A few, but they’re all married. They’re attractive only in the academic sense, not to me personally.
6) Older or younger not important.
7) 10 years either way, but less is preferable age gap.
8) I’d like to be full time homemaker, but wouldn’t mind part time work if there are no children or children are adults.
9) What do you mean by poverty? Both of us need to work three jobs and go on welfare to exist so we barely see one another? No. Do you mean we live in a tent, a vehicle, various homeless shelters, CPS takes our kids? No. Or we live in a place without sufficient food, water, shelter, clothing, we’re sickly, dying young of diseases of poverty and lack of hygiene? No.
Do we live simply, in rented trailer, wear used clothes, drive an old vehicle that runs on gas and prayer, both have to work, but me part time? Is there Mass? Can we homeschool? Yes. I can live off-grid, Amish style. (I wouldn’t want to be wealthy or even middle class if our kids can’t be raised in the Faith.)
10) No. First and last “crush” was a boy in Kindergarten. I was age 5.
11) Guys at chapel in variety of health. Most little boys healthy except toddler with CF. A couple of mid-teen boys appeared healthy, middle aged married men mostly healthy, a few paunchy, old men mostly healthy except one with cancer, one probably 400 lbs, three elderly men unhealthy, used walker due to arthritis, one with dementia, one had really bad false teeth and stone deaf despite hearing aid.
12) Young guys groomed well by their mothers, one teen had bad acne, but otherwise well groomed, married men well groomed including the fat man. There was a man with a unibrow, but some women like it. I prefer a shapely unibrow over a guy who obviously tweezes. For old guys, nose hairs, ear hairs, and really unruly brows should be trimmed. All men must be clean except while or after doing heavy work. Facial hair must be clean and well shaped. Clean shaven is fine, too.
13) No. I have low expectations of finding a spouse, then, and now, none.
14) Skipping this one. I’m tired and want to go to bed!
If born in another era, I’d have become a teaching/missionary sister.
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