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Nun Joke
« on: May 31, 2016, 12:12:38 PM »
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  • A man sat on his front porch every morning to drink a cup of coffee.  One morning, a nun walked past his house, wearing very ragged clothing.  The next same, the same thing happened.  Several weeks went by and every morning the same nun would walk past the man's house wearing ragged clothes.

    After seeing this go on for some time, one morning the man stopped the nun and said "Sister, I have seen you walk past my house every morning for over a month, and you always wear such ragged clothing.  Is there anything that can be done so you don't have to walk around in public like this?"  The nun responded, "Thank you, but no.  It's just a bad habit of mine."


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    « Reply #1 on: May 31, 2016, 06:02:03 PM »
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  • Two nuns out for a joy ride.  One nun says to the other nun, "would you like a beer?"  Oh, well, yes, says the other, but how do we go about doing that.  "Oh, I know how".

    They stop at a convenience store.  Pick up a 6 pack and go to the register.  The nun is ready to pay, and the clerk winks at the nuns and their beer purchase. The one nun says," Oh, we are washing our hair."  The clerk says " well, in that case," he reaches out and throws in a bag of pretzel sticks, "the curlers are on me!"