Two nuns out for a joy ride. One nun says to the other nun, "would you like a beer?" Oh, well, yes, says the other, but how do we go about doing that. "Oh, I know how".
They stop at a convenience store. Pick up a 6 pack and go to the register. The nun is ready to pay, and the clerk winks at the nuns and their beer purchase. The one nun says," Oh, we are washing our hair." The clerk says " well, in that case," he reaches out and throws in a bag of pretzel sticks, "the curlers are on me!"