Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and ѕυιcιdє.
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing agains women and think every man
should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.