I do dishes very rarely. My wife thinks it's weird when I do them, even though she appreciates it. 

That being said, I'm borderline a better cook than her. She's more of a baker. I come from an Italian/German family background, and she hates spicy food/alcohol. (see the problem, there ). I feel like over time, she'll catch on to the spice, I have confidence in that. haha.

Men who think helping out every now and then is somehow whipped or beta, are just lazy asses. You can bank on that. 

Yes actually I do.  My husband wasn't taught by his dad and my dad had no sons, so I followed him around and learned a lot.  People need to quit with the generalizations.  God knows what he is doing when he puts two people together.

The generalization is still correct. You're an extreme exception to the rule. You haven't figured that out? 
There are far more men washing dishes (doing wives' duties) than women changing the oil in their cars. 

Do you even know what it is like to be married?  You seem very ignorant on this topic.

I think he's 14 years old. 

Do you even know what it is like to be married?  You seem very ignorant on this topic.

I think it's clear that a number of posters who have posted on issues relating to married life are single and wet behind the ears.