Eddie Van Frehley walked into the room and said, "Hither, thus and such and such, my name is Ace, whereth am I?"

Eddie Van Chris answered, "Heretofore and thus and such, thou standest upon my foot!  Oucheth!!!

Eddie Van Stanley Replied, "I hereby decree that he must not have seen you because thou art so smalleth."

Eddie Van Chris responded, "He didn't seeth me, thus and such, becuase he is perpetually stonned!!!"""

Ha, ha, ha, thus, haeth now hysterically laughing Eddie Van Frehley replied, his laughter not yet ending as the hours passed by.

Whereby Eddie Van Simmons said,  Shuteth up, all of you, hither and thus, for you will ruin our image as we are serious men tryingeth to run a bussinesseth."

Thusly Eddie Van Osbourne respondeth, "I needeth to warm my buns by the fire, forever is a long long time, hither and thus."

Whereby Eddie Van Stanley saith, "Whoeth invited you this, hither and thus party?"

Whereby Eddie Van Ozzy saith, "Mountains move before my eyes fool, why speaketh in such a way hither to fore to me?"

Whereby Eddie Van Frehley saith, "Yeah, you control freak".

Thence, Eddie Van Stanly replied, "I am not a freaketh and have no control.  Hither and thus you did not speaketh properly just now, saying "yeah" and not addith ths to your words nor saying hither and thus.  Burn out.

Eddie Van Dio stateth, "Ifth, I may interject, hither and thus, my mother was an Italian Catholic and she putteth a curse on me".

Eddie Van Simmons:  I was the firsteth, heretofore, to make the sign with my two fingersth which some say is a sign of the  :devil2:"

Eddie Van Dio respondeth.  "This may be trueth, but I'm being humble, my fans knoweth who started the spectacle and it is not a sign of the  :devil2: but what my mother would do when she would curseth me."

Eddie Van Simmons:  "I'm richereth than thou, hither and thus, and have had many more women".

Eddie Van Dio replieth:  "I once thought thou wast superficial, hither and thus, knoweth I know that you are."

Eddie Van hαɾɾιs (of Iron Maiden) jumps in.  "We only singeth about real stuff hither and thus."

Eddie Van Stanley:  "Womeneth and parties, hither and thus, are realeth"

Eddie Van Frehley:  "Ha, ha, ha," perpetually.

Eddie Van Stanley:  "You forgoteht the "th" again Ace.

Eddie Van Frehley:  "You forgot the Eddie Van Frehely part of my name Paul.  Ha, ha ha"  In perpetuity.  

Edde Van Ozzy:  "You were a great singer, hither and thus, Eddie Van Dioeth, but Sabbath was not Sabbath without the Oz Maneth!"

Eddie Van Dio:  "I'm humble enough to admiteth it, and to refraineth from stating that I had more range and sounded more heavy metaleth."

Eddie Van hαɾɾιs.  "Nobody beateth the Ozz, hither and thus. . .  Excepteth maybe Dio."

Eddie Van Frehely.  "Ha, ha, ha in perpetuity".

I see!  The medication, it your friend!  Do not leave home without it.