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Still cracking up about the woman who wrote in that, because she had gotten a speeding ticket, her husband was forced to spank her.

She admitted that she deserved it.

Got any favorites?

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A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dung up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in even more dung up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing in dung up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave as the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’