Author Topic: Female drivers parody song (Read 10486 times)

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2025, 10:03:46 AM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on May 31, 2025, 09:47:57 AM

First of all, it's a joke. Joking about horrible women drivers has been a thing for decades. You can say it has no basis in fact if you wish, but stereotypes and tropes don't materialize out of thin air with no basis. And this trope has legs, having existed in jokes for decades. A trope or stereotype doesn't get legs without having a basis in fact.

Second of all, I for one don't give a rats ass about fact checkers, questionable websites, or media of any kind. I have first hand experimental knowledge of the matter. How many teens are you insuring right now? We recently had to get car insurance for a boy and a girl. The boy was around $100 a month, the girl was around $125 a month for the same insurance. Same company, same location, same age. But the girl was 20% to 25% more. Why?

Yeah, it was just a joke. Given the atmosphere around here lately, I highly doubt it was just a "joke" (not to mention the crude language in said "joke").

What you have is an anecdote, not necessarily what is true across the board. I don't know why you paid more for the girl. Did you bother to ask them?

jen51 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2025, 10:41:25 AM »

I doubt insurance companies pull that out of thin air. But maybe they do? I’m guessing they look at stats showing that teen girls have more accidents than boys. Then again, teenage boys are very reckless. In the small town that I grew up in, teenage boys were always tearing up mud roads with their jacked up trucks, racing and generally acting stupid. Girls had accidents because they are generally more aloof.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2025, 11:46:48 AM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on May 30, 2025, 05:12:18 PM

This is either WWCS or another soy boy sobbing in his lite beer because he's still an Incel which of course is the fault of all women.

^^👍

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #33 on:** September 20, 2025, 10:25:06 PM »

Artist: ChatGPT + Suno.com
Title: I Am Not What She Says I Am

Quote from: lyrics

[Intro]

If I was pussy-whipped, then why would I stand?
Man of the house, I’m the one in command.
They chant that slogan like it’s gospel spam,
But I don’t kneel — I’m not her yes-man.

[Chorus]

’Cause I am, whatever I say I am,
Not what she claims when she’s running her scam.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
Straight spine, not soft, I ain’t her yes-man.

[Verse 1]

They sell me “happy wife, happy life,” like a chain,
A ball and a shackle disguised as champagne.
Smile for the selfies, pretend it’s all sane,
While she drains your wallet and laughs at your pain.

I ain’t that puppet with strings on my back,
I don’t get my crown from a TikTok hack.
My vows weren’t signed with a spine I lack,
I lead, not bleed, in this lifelong track.

[Chorus]

’Cause I am, whatever I say I am,
Not what she claims when she’s running her scam.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
Straight spine, not soft, I ain’t her yes-man.

[Verse 2]

Look, they want me docile, they want me tame,
Fetch the slippers, nod my head, play her game.
But I won’t bend down to a bumper-sticker frame,
Respect’s two-way traffic, not a one-lane shame.

I’m not her wallet with a beating heart,
I’m not a trophy she can tear apart.
A partnership’s equal, but here’s my part:
I’m the engine, the wheel, the man at the start.

[Bridge 1]

So miss me with sitcoms where dads are a joke,
Where the wife rolls eyes, and the husband’s broke.
That script’s been tired, that trope’s been smoked,
I’m not a clown in her carnival cloak.

[Chorus]

’Cause I am, whatever I say I am,
Not what she claims when she’s running her scam.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
Straight spine, not soft, I ain’t her yes-man.

[Verse 3]

King of the castle, crown on my head,
I don’t take orders from the gossip she spread.
If “yes dear, no dear” is how men get fed,
Then I’d rather starve with my pride instead.

This ain’t control, it’s respect that I demand,
I’m the rock, the shield, the steadying hand.
I don’t cower, don’t whimper, don’t fold on command,
I built this home, I’m the man who stands.

[Chorus]

’Cause I am, whatever I say I am,
Not what she claims when she’s running her scam.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
Straight spine, not soft, I ain’t her yes-man.

[Verse 4]

They preach submission like it’s love in disguise,
But truth ain’t found in a roll of the eyes.
If all I do is bow down to her lies,
Then my soul’s the price, and my spirit dies.

Nah, I’ll call it straight, no sugar-coat plan,
She wanted a husband, not a neutered man.
I’ll fight for my role till the day I’m done,
Patriarch standing, I don’t kneel to none.

[Bridge 2]

The crowd boos loud, but I’ll rap through the hate,
Better be real than a hollow soulmate.
If manhood offends, then let ’em debate,
But I’ll die on this hill with my spine still straight.

[Chorus – Extended]

’Cause I am, whatever I say I am,
Not what she claims when she’s running her scam.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
Straight spine, not soft, I ain’t her yes-man.
Yeah, I am, whatever I say I am,
Truth in my chest, not a crowd-pleasing sham.
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
I’m not hers to own, I’m the man I am.

[Outro – Spoken/Rapped]

So take that slogan and shove it aside,
I’m not living my life as a passenger ride.
“Happy wife, happy life” — nah, that’s a lie,
It’s “respect both sides,” or the love will die.

And I am… (echo) whatever I say I am…
Not what she says… not her little scam…
I am… (echo) the man that I am…
’Til the day that I die, I won’t change who I am.

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #34 on:** September 20, 2025, 10:29:24 PM »

here's the audio:

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #35 on:** September 20, 2025, 10:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on September 20, 2025, 10:29:24 PM

here's the audio:

Are attachments not allowed in anonymous?

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #36 on:** **Yesterday** at 04:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on May 30, 2025, 05:16:46 PM

Why is it politically incorrect among all generations to poke fun at women, the way we poke fun at men? Is it because women don't have a sense of humor, so we mostly make fun of men?
Is it similar to the reason why we can't joke about negroes and watermelon and fried chicken anymore, because they get emotional and upset so easy? Seriously asking.

Because most people don't expect women to be accountable for most things since most are like children in adult bodies when it comes to mentality and emotions. Most men are not like that or they shouldn't be like that. This is why husbands and fathers have been ridiculed for decades on tv shows like The Honeymooners, Married With Children, Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens. The audience is supposed to cheer for or sympathize with the wives and mothers because, as the saying goes: "women and children can be careless but not men." That's why many tv shows even have children ridiculing the father/husband.

The same scenario is true with modern commercials where the men are ridiculed by the women. There is a form of hierarchy when ridiculing men in tv commercials: if it's a black guy and a white guy together, then the white guy is made to look like the fool. If it's a white guy and a woman of any race together, then the white guy again is made to look like the fool. If it's any guy of any race and any woman of any race together, then the guy of any race is made to look like the fool.

In this day and age, black people are considered "untouchable" when it comes to making fun of them. In a tv show or commercial with women of different races, the white woman is on the bottom of the hierarchy and is therefore subject to any ridicule.

That's why there are "dumb blonde" jokes instead of "dumb black" jokes. Most people realize that blacks, on average, are the race with the lowest intelligence so to make "dumb black" jokes would hit too close to home for any people who still have sympathy for the majority of stupid blacks. Since blacks don't have natural blonde hair, "dumb blonde" jokes are used to tell the joke punchlines without getting " too close to the unfortunate truth."

People want to laugh or smile when they hear jokes instead of being reminded the saf truth of how the majority of blacks are dumber, dirtier and more dangerous (the 3 D's) than any other group of people.

Another example: most people can objectively see that black babies are the ugliest babies. But if you do a google search for "ugliest babies", you get official surveys and photos of many babies they call "ugly" but there is never a picture of a black baby...not one.

Since most blacks have a low iq and very low impulse control, they are much more eadily prone to violence than any other group of people. So pop culture and media "coddle them".

IndultCat · « **Reply #37 on:** **Yesterday** at 04:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on May 30, 2025, 05:16:46 PM

Why is it politically incorrect among all generations to poke fun at women, the way we poke fun at men? Is it because women don't have a sense of humor, so we mostly make fun of men?
Is it similar to the reason why we can't joke about negroes and watermelon and fried chicken anymore, because they get emotional and upset so easy? Seriously asking.

I was the one who just replied to your post. Blacks are also less than 20% of the U.S. population yet they comprise over 50% of the people in tv commercials. Media moguls use the "diversity" excuse to justify it yet no other group of people are as overly represented in tv commercials and current pop culture as them and there's a simple reason for that:

Any other group culture is less vile and destructive than modern black culture and the media moguls want to saturate all of tv, film, music etc. With that vile and destructive culture to influence as many young people (in a terrible way) as possible. That way, there's more of a psychologically unhealthy population and that means more $ for tons of big pharma pill pushers, psychiatrists, psychologists, rehab workers etc. Because admiring and mimicking the behavior of that vile and destructive culture causes young people to become unhealthy or dangerous (depending on how far a young person admires and mimicks the culture).

If the media moguls really wanted "diversity" in our culture, they would promote other diverse cultures too but they only promote modern black culture because it's the most vile, dangerous and destructive culture of all. And any time you see a latino, asian, indian, white etc. acting the worst, they are always mimicking that same vile black culture.

Blacks are also the only race that "chimps out." Ever wonder where all of the online videos are that show other races of people being as equally destructive when together in groups? They don't exist because blacks are the only group of people who act like that. It's a racial fact.

So, I will end this post with a few words of advice: "Avoid the Groid" and "Around blacks, never relax."

Änσnymσus · « **Reply #38 on:** **Yesterday** at 05:19:45 PM »

Quote from: Änσnymσus on Yesterday at 04:09:48 PM

Because most people don't expect women to be accountable for most things since most are like children in adult bodies when it comes to mentality and emotions. Most men are not like that or they shouldn't be like that. This is why husbands and fathers have been ridiculed for decades on tv shows like The Honeymooners, Married With Children, Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens. The audience is supposed to cheer for or sympathize with the wives and mothers because, as the saying goes: "women and children can be careless but not men." That's why many tv shows even have children ridiculing the father/husband.

The same scenario is true with modern commercials where the men are ridiculed by the women. There is a form of hierarchy when ridiculing men in tv commercials: if it's a black guy and a white guy together, then the white guy is made to look like the fool. If it's a white guy and a woman of any race together, then the white guy again is made to look like the fool. If it's any guy of any race and any woman of any race together, then the guy of any race is made to look like the fool.

In this day and age, black people are considered "untouchable" when it comes to making fun of them. In a tv show or commercial with women of different races, the white woman is on the bottom of the hierarchy and is therefore subject to any ridicule.

That's why there are "dumb blonde" jokes instead of "dumb black" jokes. Most people realize that blacks, on average, are the race with the lowest intelligence so to make "dumb black" jokes would hit too close to home for any people who still have sympathy for the majority of stupid blacks. Since blacks don't have natural blonde hair, "dumb blonde" jokes are used to tell the joke punchlines without getting " too close to the unfortunate truth."

People want to laugh or smile when they hear jokes instead of being reminded the saf truth of how the majority of blacks are dumber, dirtier and more dangerous (the 3 D's) than any other group of people.

Another example: most people can objectively see that black babies are the ugliest babies. But if you do a google search for "ugliest babies", you get official surveys and photos of many babies they call "ugly" but there is never a picture of a black baby...not one.

Since most blacks have a low iq and very low impulse control, they are much more eadily prone to violence than any other group of people. So pop culture and media "coddle them".

Are you kidding me? Babies are ALL lovely because they’re new life, created by God, in His Image.

Seraphina · « **Reply #39 on:** **Yesterday** at 06:36:05 PM »

I know ALL females are not bad drivers, but some definitely are! My sister, a driving instructor and state tester, just sent me dashboard cam of what turned out to be another woman. My sister ended up on the grass strip between the sidewalk and a shopping center parking lot, fortunately, unhurt, new vehicle undamaged. She was driving west on a five lane highway, two lanes in each direction with center turning lane for use by cars needing to cross opposite lanes from either side. My sister was in the rightmost lane, going about 40 mph. Suddenly, a Silverado pickup that had been following her, passed her at high speed on the left, cut directly in front and around her, on a green light, into the exit only lane to Aldi’s parking lot! The truck shot across the entrance lane and back east in the lot, came to screeching stop, and the driver jumped out. She proceeded to run to my sister’s SUV, slap her hand on the passenger side window, and curse my sister out for “cutting me off!” Since she was obviously trying to pick a fight, my sister backed up, bumped into the lot, went around the crazy woman’s truck, and hightailed it out the side cut onto a side road. She took the back roads, built pre-bypass highway, on to her destination. Fortunately, the nut-job didn’t follow her, or if she tried, probably didn’t know the back roads well enough to take the likely route. Most younger <50 folks don’t unless they happen to live there.
Whoever she is, I dedicate the OP’s song to her! Just glad my sister and vehicle came out OK.

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