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« on: January 24, 2013, 12:24:53 PM »
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  • Aleister Crowley was in Hell, checking out the new arrivals looking for a friend, when he spotted Hugo Chavez. "Hey, cochinado, would you like to go to the park and play catch"?

    It was very hot and uncomfortable where Hugo was, so he said yes. He was surprised that there would be a park in Hell, and that they could play catch, but baseball would be something to try, "under any conditions", he thought with a grimace, a grunt, and a grin.

    Crowley was a joker, and he asked, "which player holds water", because he knew Chavez was so thirsty he could cry.

    "I don't know. Which one?" answered Hugo.

    "The pitcher", said Crowley, as he slapped him on the back with a hand as hot as burning coals. "Ouch" said Chavez.

    "Hey, mariconada, is George Steinbrenner here", asked Chavez. "I don't know", answered Crowley. "I don't know if the Sickening Lord Master was able to obtain a conviction sufficient for this bolgia. You know what they say about a rich man, but if he could afford the attorneys, maybe he scooted into the bottom of Purgatory. Apparently he's not at our level. We're pretty low."

    "Wow" said Chavez. "That's low".

    "Indeed it is. A funny hopper ... and dropped ... many times. A man like Graig Nettles, who also drinks, leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left turn, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home, there are two men waiting for him. Who are they?"

    "Look out. I don't know nothing about that. I haven't a clue. Demons?" answered Chavez.

    "No, my little cochinado preferido, the catcher and the umpire".

    "Ooooooo eeeeeee, it's hot down here at the park", suddenly exclaimed Chavez.
    "It looks like a field of garbage, and it smells like so much sulfur and rotten eggs.
    Except for the stupid jokes, this could be the wrong place".

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    « Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 11:39:51 PM »
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  • I find jokes like this about George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin very inappropriate. Don't quit you're day job, buddy.    

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    « Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 11:23:36 AM »
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  • That sounds like somebody I know from New York. Has Donald Trump been here?

    I know somebody from New York who acts like Donald Trump, and I've seen some of Trump's letters. He's written letters to people I know, and he misuses "you're" for "your" all the time. He knows the difference but he just doesn't care. He also uses "then", when he's supposed to have used "than". He'll write things like, "I'm bigger then you ...".

    And that guy had a TV show? I don't know if he's that much smarter than Glenn Beck or this guy Donachie's mom?

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    « Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 12:16:24 PM »
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  • Sometime in the 1840's, in the Republic of Texas, a judge was on the bench, listening to a lawyer making a long and very dry argument. It was a warm summer's day, and the window of the courtroom was open for the breeze. In a field outside, not many yards away, was a donkey, which commenced to braying while the lawyer was talking.

    "One at a time, if you please", said the judge.

    A little later, it was the judge's turn to speak, and the donkey began to bray again.

    "Will your Honor repeat that last remark, if it pleases your Honor?" asked the attorney. "There seems to be a great echo in this courtroom."

     

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