OP here.
I found out recently that my local SSPX priest has a prominent, conservative Novus Ordo priest, so I think he was never ordained sub conditione. It bothers the heck outta me. I can't always make the drive to the sedevacantist chapel. Found out there is a Norbertine saying Latin Mass with the diocese (apparently Novus Ordo ordained as well). He shares his historic church with an eastern rite group I'm not familiar with out of India. Feeling a little iffy about them but I'm sure they're valid- just probably complete modernists- not sure about that part, I'd have to actually investigate for myself. The norbertine advises me that there are retired priests in the area who would probably hear my confession and give me the absolution in English (not a problem for me).
I really need to find one confessor near me to trust, but it's a bit hard in our times.