Many years ago one of my fathers older sisters was having a party. It was boring and things were kind of dull. So my grandmother had my father (he was a little boy at the time) So my grandmother decided to liven up the party. She had him show them his pet turtle. They all screamed. She came in and 'scolded' him. He went into the kitchen and had a coke while the girls at the party had a little excitement and something to talk about.