Oh yes please, by all means please find out if they are the same woman! This has gone on far, far too long already and it is ripping us all apart! We are already on the 2nd page - it simply cannot go on much longer because none of us can endure the possibility of what if they are the same woman?
Woe is us oh woe is us, shant we ever have any peace?
It is all on Mathew's shoulders now, only he can cure this for us all - unless the two culprits will admit they are one and the same.........hey, that might work! Hurray, we figured out a way to find out without having to bother Matthew! How wonderful is that? Whew! I was really worried for a moment, but not to worry, I will be fine soon as it hits me.