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The NEW New Novus Ordo

KevinW Level 1 Group: Members Posts: 51 Joined: Jul 17, 2010 Commentary/Satire Possibly in some of the more "progressive" parishes? Novus Ordo Missae 2015 C.E. Greeting: Presider: In the name of the Creator, and of the Redeemer, and of the Paraclete. [All together make the sign of the cross. (for those of you that remember how)] All: Amen. Option A: Presider: May the Holy Groove be placed on y'all. All: You too, dude Option B: Presider: Right on, right on, right on. All: Right on Option C: Presider: Hi there. Or Bishop: (sounding very official) Hi there. All: Back at 'chya [The presider or another minister may then briefly introduce the Mass of the day, saying something about the readings, the feast, and/or the special occasion being celebrated, such as Kwanzaa, Shiva's Birthday, Earth Day, The Feast of St. John Calvin, Gay Pride Day, etc.] Read more... Posted Jul 29, 2010, 1:39 am Ignored by: 0

JoanScholastica Level 3 Group: Members Posts: 849 Joined: Aug 12, 2007 And this doesn't sound any better... ......................... "mihi vivere Christus est"! “Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.” Posted Jul 29, 2010, 10:05 am Ignored by: 3

PartyIsOver221 Level 1 Group: Members Posts: 106 Joined: Mar 4, 2010 I pretty much almost fell out of my chair at work laughing ... thank you for that. You know how some things at the right time are so funny tovsome people but not others..this was my time to be unable to breathe laughing. My addendum would be that this liturgy, Lord have mercy on me for calling it that, would probably be the traditional Conciliar church one, not just progressives. Posted Jul 29, 2010, 1:19 pm Ignored by: 5

KevinW Level 1 Group: Members Posts: 51 Joined: Jul 17, 2010 PartyIsOver221 said: I pretty much almost fell out of my chair at work laughing ... thank you for that. You know how some things at the right time are so funny tovsome people but not others..this was my time to be unable to breathe laughing. My addendum would be that this liturgy, Lord have mercy on me for calling it that, would probably be the traditional Conciliar church one, not just progressives. Glad ya liked it!!!  Posted Jul 29, 2010, 11:25 pm Ignored by: 0

SpiritusSanctus Level 3 Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: May 21, 2010 Well, yeah, that would only make the Novus Ordo more pathetic! Throw the NO in the trash can where it belongs. We need the TLM! Posted Jul 30, 2010, 7:53 pm Ignored by: 1

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