A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he
opens a clinic and puts a sign outside

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
$100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3
drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The much annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover
his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops
in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time
for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later
determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is just $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Wonderful that you can see again, your eyesight is
restored. Now you have to give me $20"

You can't beat Chinese Doctors!

When some one does let me know please !
That is good. Need more like that.